I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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