The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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