do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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