Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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