I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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