We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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