i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
