Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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