hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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