If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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