We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
As shirtless as possible
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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