i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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