I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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