So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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