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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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