How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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