do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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