maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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