There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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