...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
