I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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