I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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