their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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