I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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