Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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