She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Shame - the story of my life.
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