We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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