jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.