Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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