..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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