But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
