no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I need water and some morals
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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