i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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