Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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