paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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