Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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