I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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