You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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