I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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