Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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