she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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