why do cheetos always look like penises
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I can't turn off my feet"
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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