i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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