i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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