please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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