I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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