FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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