How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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