Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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