THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's never too late to be topless.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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