I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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