I think I am morally bankrupt
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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