actually, I'm a sock model
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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