Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
