We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
